Joke again!

Why British think 80% of M'sians coming to UK to study law?

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, I've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something I never knew. Hard tobelieve in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the nextMalaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...

注：我是其中一个这样讲话的人！哈哈哈！

Maternity Leaves..

After you read this and this, what you think? I hope our government will approve 90 days not 84 days. To me, 90 days are still not enough. From the listing, you can see that Malaysia falls under one of the country that gives the fewest days of maternity leaves.

In Netherlands, mothers are qualified for 4 months of maternity leaves (full pay!). Plus, you are allowed to apply for another 12 weeks of unpaid leaves. In China, mothers are given 6 months of maternity leaves (ehh.. but they only allow one birth only lah!). I even heard that Germany just reviewed their maternity leave policy this year, guess how long they give? I tell you, you wouldn't believe me! ONE YEAR! SATU TAHUN!!!! Soooooooo GOOOD~~~ I want to go Germany and find a job there and get pregnant and give birth and enjoy my 1 year maternity leavessssss with full pay!!!!!! ~~Joking only lah...

"一些國家的僱主甚至給喂孩子母乳的產婦另外的有薪假期." --> I hope our government will implement this also... Longer maternity leaves for breastfeeding mother!

My Chicken Burger~~

I am craving for burger after I read this! Finally I managed to get all the ingredients and made my own "Ramli Burger" in Netherlands! Seeee...

I ate one during breakfast, another 1 and a half during lunch!!! Yummmmy! It's so difficult to find the packed in pieces' cheddar cheese you know? Most of the cheese here sold in one big piece like this:

I don't know how to buy and which to buy also. You know how? Can teach me or not?

What’s in my bag?

I was tagged by my new blogger friend - wchpeng. She wants to know what's in my bag. Eiksss... Actually, I don't use a hand-bag since I came to Netherlands. Or any bag also can? I do have a sling-bag which I will use it when I go out for a walk with Anne (now a days also seldom use liaooo...).

Anyway, if I go out with that bag, this is what I will put in my BIG bag:

• Umbrella. Weather here is unpredictable. Rain will fall anytime!
• My handphone - Only one person will call me nia, that is Loong!
• Anne's water bottle.
• Anne's winter glove - just in case her hand become very cold!

That's it! Simple! You want to ask why no wallet? no need to bring money and IC out meh?? I put my money in my winter coat. And yes, I never bring any Identity card with me! :-P * any police reading this??? *

Not going to tag anyone~ Nyiek!

Freaking Weather!

As we thought that winter is over, who knows it snowed again!!! I do like snow, but I prefer sun-shine more!!!!

The snow turned into rain once it touched the floor (so no snow to play with), it caused the weather became so cold! Cannot go gai-gai... Then, we had ice pellets in the evening!!! BIG one! Sure hurt if hit on you.

When will spring come???!?!

Feeling good.

Time flies, we had been staying in Netherlands for 6 months. We came during autumn, and now it's end of winter already! 6 months, not a short period I think. We survived pretty well!

Internet is so important to us now, why?

1. We use skype or yahoo messager to call back home. Can see face to face some more.
2. We read online Malaysia paper: Sin-Chew-Daily and The-Star.
3. We read online Malaysia Magazines, lot of choises at eMAG.
4. We listen to Malaysia radio station, my favourite is Ai-FM.
5. Search for new recipesssssss!!!!
6. To buy Anne's toys and books online.
7. To Read blog (me only).
8. To update blog (also me only)

Not to mention Loong need it for his Ph.D research purpose. See, if no internet in our hostel we were like dunno-what-to-do-at-home! :-D I mean when Anne is sleeping, OK? When she is awake how can I online, it's A-Mission-Impossible!!!

I am feeling GOOD now. Anne is sleeping, I am listening to Ai-FM, writing this post and at the same time reading Feminine (风采) February issue... Life is so GOOD, thank GOD!

麦片虾

材料：

• 虾(懒惰在吃的时候还要去壳，所以已去虾壳)
• 酱青少许
• 粟粉少许
• NESTUM麦片半杯
• 咖哩叶4-5片
• 小辣椒两条
• 黄/白糖2-3汤匙
• 少许蒜茸

步骤：

1. 虾加入酱青以及粟粉腌半小时。
2. 热油，将腌好的虾炸至金黄，拿起待用。
3. 用少许油爆香蒜茸，小辣椒及咖哩叶。
4. 加入糖翻炒直糖溶化。
5. 加入麦片翻炒直出香味。
6. 最后加入虾翻炒几下，即大功告成。

如果不要吃虾，也可用鸡！

MMB’s 2007 Mother’s Day Plan.

To make sure no one will miss this post, I decided to duplicate the post here! This post is taken from my other blog.

I think most us knows MMB. If you are parents (specially the mother) and this is the first time you see MMB, nevermind, it’s not too late yet!

This year, rosfmuhammad from MMB proposed to have another round of presents giving during Mother’s Day to mother who are taking care of their sick children in hospital. Like what they did in year 2005 and 2004.

Year 2004, I didn’t know MMB yet. Year 2005, I think I learn about MMB from a local magazine but not a frequest visitor yet. I missed these 2 years’ Mother’s Day project. This year I am going to miss it again because I am not in Malaysia. DUH~Anyway, I still hope that I can help a bit by promote this wonderful plan to all of you. Please read the detail and progress here.

Hope that some of you may help no matter in terms of donation, physical help or anythig laahhh! Let’s spread our love and concern to those who need it in Mother’s Day Season!!

Montessori Online Course

The course started on 1st March. Till today, I only managed to finish Practical Life Part 1. How come my production so low already? I think the main reason is because I don't like to read "online book" and I do not have a printer to print out the material given! Duh~~ I feel bad! I am wasting my money (althought not much!)! I did think of to ask Loong to use his office's printer to print out for me... But, he is already so busy and tension with his study and proposal... See how la...

Anyway, I hope I can decipline myself to read the material according to the timeline from today onward!! If not, how am I going to get back to my work place after 2.5 years? Lazy edi!!! Yes, so fast I already spent 1/6 of my 3 years unpaid-leaves. Decipline!! Decipline!!!! Let my brain work more!!! I must make myself think more, read more and work more (besides taking care of Anne). Ahhh...

BTW, today we we have sun-shiny day again! :-)

酒香鸡

材料：

• 鸡翅膀
• 小葱头两粒-切碎
• 小块姜-切碎
• 白酒和绍兴酒少许
• 耗油少许
• 黑酱油少许

步骤：

• 将所有材料加在一起腌几个小时。
• 烧热锅，爆香蒜茸。
• 加入鸡翅翻炒-鸡翅而已，别加腌料。
• 加腌料及少许水用慢火慢慢的焖煮至鸡翅熟为止。

非常简单的一道菜！试试吧！

Winter is ending!!!!

Today we have sun-shiny day! The temperature as recorded was up to 16'C during day time and 3'C at night. I don't mind that night time only 3'C because I will be staying in my warm house for the whole night. But I am so happy to see bright sun-shine after 3 months of most-of-the-time-dark-and-cloudy-day. I think the winter will be over soon and SPRING is coming!! Yes! Yes! Yes! Finally it's almost spring now! I want to go gai-gai with my girl without wrapping ourselves like a ball. I want to see all trees with green leafs. I want to see flowers specially TULIP!!! AAAAHHHHHhh... So good to see sun-shine! Yipeeeee...

Took this picture of my flowers this morning. See, outside was SOOOO bright edi when I got up from my bed (8:00am, today got up late because Anne woke up at 3+am and only went back to sleep at 6am).

那里有这样的老公？

星期六那天，天气很好，阳光普照，难的好天气。所以我们决定骑脚车上东方行一趟。我的新脚车买了也有两星期了，正好可以让我骑一骑。

我已经好长日子没运动更甭说骑脚车，当然骑的慢一些。没气啦！新脚车又第一次骑，想怎样？别要求高高。

你知道我老公怎样对我吗？他载恩恩骑的飞快，不但不等我，还一直招手要我快一些。要命！我已经尽量了！更气的是，等他停在一旁还以为他良心发现在等我，那里知道等我好不容易骑到了他竟然骂我干嘛骑那么慢？当时好想骂他粗口！

你说，那里有人这样对老婆的？我发现我的地位越来越不如恩恩了！惨呀！

Jokes

Some jokes to cheer your day! And, enjoy your weekend!

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girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Take only one. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."
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What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world:

Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.

You still want faster?
Tell her not to tell anyone :-)
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A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
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Nyiek.. nyiek... nyiek...

Walt Disney's Fantasia 2000

Have you watch this DVD before? I just got my copy. Gave by my China friend. She downloaded from a site (7.57G also can download, geng eh!). It's a very nice and good for children also. I think adult (me included) will love it too. Some introduction about this DVD:

"... this special 60th anniversary DVD truly captures Walt Disney's unique inspiration -- complete with the intermission and narration -- which have not been included in the film since its original theatrical release! FANSTASIA created the mold for blending music and movie magic into an exhilarating moviegoing experience. Unforgettable images are brought to life by some of the world's best music -- the comedy of Mickey Mouse as a troublemaking sorcerer's apprentice, the beauty of winged fairies and cascading snowflakes, even plump hippos performing ballet in tutus! With this special edition DVD, you are invited on a behind-the-scenes look at FANTASIA. Included are audio interviews with Walt Disney spanning three decades, most of which have never been heard, as well as insightful commentaries by Roy E. Disney and others whose talents have contributed to the FANTASIA legacy. Never before has this masterpiece looked and sounded better than in this 60th Anniversary Edition DVD. Enjoy the history, the sounds, and sheer excitement that is FANTASIA!"

It's graphics and sound effects are really nice. I fall in love at first sight! Really, I don't lie one! Trust me, I am not a liar!!!!!!!! :-D

Stupid fella!

I really cannot understand why this fella can be a minister! Talk without using his brain one. ALL bloggers are liars? 80% of bloggers are unemployed women? Do you have a brain?? Please don't talk only, give us proof! Shame on Malaysia to have this kind of no-brain-punya-minister! I like the way some people call him, 冬菇!

Calm down... No need to get angry just because of this 冬菇, right? He only wants to show to the whole world that he is very 冬菇. Let him, let him!!! Muaaahahaahahaha...